nothing really matters to me

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

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Source: poyzn

Notes: 63575 5/22/13 — 10:19pm

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

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vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

Source: vaspim2k13

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 9475 5/21/13 — 10:10pm

cokeflow:

why is the sentence “tell that hoe to fly a kite” stuck in my head

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jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked

Source: wallylives

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hm1princesspeach:

man she put up with a lot of shit

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Notes: 131135 5/21/13 — 9:51pm

lulz-time:

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

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sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

thesadsadman:

do-not-feed-the-animal:

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

makin my way downtown

preparing for warp drive

me on my way to steal yo man